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when life gives you melons

You might have dyslexia.
When life gives you melons... you might have dyslexia
by Kelseyxwebb October 20, 2020
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common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....
Example Robert Ask's Kirsty

Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?

Answer " Allot like Your cousin"
by Rjmjr69 May 28, 2008
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dora the fucking Explorer is a crop top melon head mexican child
7 years of age until the Season 5 episode "Dora's Big Birthday Adventure", in which she turns 8. She's 10 years old in Dora and Friends: Into the City!. In Dora and the Lost City of Gold she's 16 years old. but still looks 4 + a crop top melon head mexican child don't get mad
by aige June 10, 2021
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Shark melon cup

Fierce and sweet in a nice cup size package
"man, that game was shark melon cup, sigma!"
by BbopDinosaurRoar August 2, 2024
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G’d your melon

Phrase used when you trick someone into believing a lie. Sorta like saying SIKE bitch
Him: I really see myself marrying you...

Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???

Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!
by Melly Rich June 5, 2021
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Yubari King Melon

A melon. That's about it. Except it's 23,500 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A PAIR. Cause why the fuck not?
We have too much money, lets buy some Yubari King Melons!
by AwesomeScienceFacts December 20, 2017
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