by Jefftheboi_74 July 1, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Jordans are very funny but they have the smallest dick ever. A girl like him but then they see this lil shrimp and they can't even suck it. Plus they suck at having sex its the worse sex a girl could ever had. They are so fucking stupid it's not even funny.
Sarah:You know Jordan right
Jenny:Yea your boyfriend
Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks
Jenny:Yea your boyfriend
Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks
by Chocolate girl November 2, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. by GoldenPoop November 18, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. He is very ANNOYING and very dirty minded.
by What’s up😝 November 24, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. 
A sweet all around boy. Gets very nervous and blushes a lot. Easy to love but hard to let go of. He can't flirt but he tries.Gets the girl of his dreams and never lets go. Great personality and is hilarious.
Girl 1: Guess Who I'm Going Out With? Girl 2: Jordan? Girl 1: How'd You Know? Girl 2: He's Telling Everyone How Great You Are!
by Wella02 June 19, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. Known to be attracted to children, addicted to kit kats and orders more takeaways each week than a fat kid at McDonald’s. A Jordan is also one to be big headed, thinking he’s the best at everything even though he’s well and truly terrible
Sarah- “Do you want to take the kids to the park, John?”
John- “We can’t sarah, that Jordan is there today,”
John- “We can’t sarah, that Jordan is there today,”
by Here’s Daddy August 30, 2018
Get the Jordanmug.