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Jabba Job

When a morbidly obese man receives a blow job while eating immense quantities of food.
Dude, I heard that Jack Black's wife gave him a Jabba Job while he was pounding a Crave Case!
by House Of Whacks October 26, 2011
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hound job

When your friend ask you to watch their dog for a few days but never returns to pick up the dog.
Joanna pulled a hound job on us that's how we got our dog.
by Happy Malone June 1, 2018
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Explosion Job

A blowjob so good that orgasm is reached.
Ricky just got an explosion job. Look at his face, it's like he just found God.
by ap0llo April 24, 2011
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spin job

When you put her on that dick and spin her around
I made her dizzy when she gave me a spin job
by BigguyOrRyan August 14, 2016
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Space Job

A phenomena in which you are free floating in space in a pressurized space suit. You then stick your fully erect penis out of your suit and into space. Your entire body is then sucked out into space through the whole made by your penis, but the resulting sensation before death is the best hand job ever. Provided by Mother Nature.
Houston: "Make sure you collect enough moon rocks"

Astronaut: "Houston, we might have a problem. I'm getting a space job"
by Astronaught773 March 19, 2014
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Diablo Job

When your girlfriend fills a tabasco sauce cap with tabasco, sucks it into her mouth, then holds it on her tongue whilst giving you a blow job.
"Dude, I got a Diablo Job last night. It still hurts this morning."
by Don Tortellini January 23, 2010
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Toyam Job

A form of masturbation dealt by another party which often leads to ejaculation. Sometimes referred to as a hand job.
Ben's favorite sexual position is sitting on the floor while getting a toyam job. Go figure.
by BV69BV May 2, 2017
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