Yak taint

The crappy influence of an ex-spouse/partner on your kids.

My daughter’s attitude was fine when she went to her Dad’s for winter break, but she came back with full-on yak taint.

by seemslikeit March 7, 2022

YAK

The most small brain individual that has ever EE'D. He is tipically 6'6 in height (smol) and 907 mg (heFt). He has many secrets he wont tell you because he is a bench, steal all his seeds if you meet a YAK. he has a strong caffeine and heron addiction and is BFF's with DEmi lovarto. What a nonce

"have you seen the fricking YaK"
"yeah, we should stop his villiage"

by Deborahh_is_hip September 7, 2019

yak paw

The maneuver of bringing your balls up over on both sides of the penis and then tucking your penis. While wearing tight pants it (your bulging testicles) appears as a yaks hoof or "yak paw." This is a complex and sometimes painful maneuver that should only be performed under extreme circumstances.

"Bro, did you see that chicks camel toe? No, but check out my yak paw! "

"Jimmy showed me his yak paw and I damn near threw up in my mouth"

"Hey Marlo, show me that yak paw again!...No way dude, last time I had to go to the hospital "

by NastyNate57 December 9, 2017

go lick a yak

a way to say "go suck a dick" in a way where your parents or young children will understand.

"you're ugly" the mean bitch said.

"go lick a yak!' i replied.

by queenoffreaks July 1, 2014

Yak (Yakking)

To vape into someone's butthole

Yak (Yakking) is when you blow smoke into someone's asshole.

"YO man, I was yakking so hard smoke was coming outta her mouth bro!"
"She sat on my face after I took a hit, I had no where else to put it!"
He had blown the vape into their asshole.
Singular: "Did you just Yak!?"

by The Yak Experience August 1, 2023