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well oiled

well·oiled (adj)
1) as of the colloquial metaphor "a well oiled machine"
2) as an indication of sexual arousal or readiness (chiefly female)
3) as a colloquial term for intoxication
4) as in a sufficient amount of oil or oil like substance has been applied
5) the preferred state or condition of a female wrestler
1) Another for The Pack? That team is well oiled!
2) KY? You've got me well oiled already...
3) Six Long Island's later, I was well oiled.
4) Laying out at the cove? Be sure to get well oiled before you go.
5) Bronze Buns Babes are always well oiled!
by CJF8 June 26, 2008
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well i'm sorry

When you have to apologize but you don't actually care about the situation
Friend : Dude why didn't you tell me about the party yesterday ?
You : Well I'm Sorry
Friend : Whatever...
by somerangomguy1234ok December 21, 2015
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well aye

comin down the pub?
well aye!
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Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.
Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"
by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018
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Well aren't you feeling just a tad bit frosty

1.
When someone does some thing embaressing

2.

when someone says something stupid

3.
when someone is proved wrong
well aren't you feeling just a tad bit frosty
by WELLTHEN BABY August 30, 2010
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well, i reckon

A brainless hillbilly term used to begin country songs that all sound the same.
Well, I reckon I drove to the bar in my run down truck & my broken heart won't cost as much to fix...
by GlazeHer April 17, 2017
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Well Bullshit, Don!

When you get mad as hell at anyone you say: "Well Bullshit, Don! This would apply to anyone.Dissing
When you get mad as hell at anyone you say: "Well Bullshit, Don! This would apply to anyone. Heres an example: Honey, I just farted, and I think I shit in my pants! Other person's reply is "Well Bullshit, Don!
by DIRK PATRICK August 21, 2007
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