Punching the Walrus

Originally a termed used to describe a torture technique where a female hostage was repeatedly punched in the genitals to force a confession. Current use of the term is political obfuscation through simple and often contradictory responses to questions that have only one answer.

"The text of the President's press release was full of open ended responses, that didn't even address the reporter's question, he was really punching the walrus on that one."

by Daddiopedia July 13, 2017

Fat Fat Fatty Fat Walrus

A complete waste of skin and air, has limited social skills and is the ultimate in minimum effort and minimum achievement. Is know to have a BMI that would give the equivalent mass of a small moon. Often uses the alias of Bladezz online and can regularly be found stalking the forums of 4chan searching for fellow neeks and teen to gawp at.

Jack is such a 'fat fat fatty fat walrus' man, we need to do something about it asap.

by x427 February 8, 2021

WalrusGuy

After Deepercutt, WalrusGuy is the king of YouTube poops. He puts together different sentences and words from different scenes of different stuff (mostly the same show) to make one clip that's totally dirty.

Bit of a clip done by WalrusGuy:
Arthur: It's not a game, it's a penis.
D.W: This penis must be pretty hard!

by l.boobookittyfck February 23, 2009

The Walrus

This is an advanced sex move where one ejaculates in the back of their partner’s mouth than immediately karate chops them in the throat Danny Larusso style(aka the Ralph). This causes the released semen to squirt violently out of the partner’s nose resembling a Walrus.

I gave her the Walrus on the first date. This was also the last.

by The Sauce Man February 26, 2011

frothy walrus

when a guy is getting a blow job, right when he cums he hits her in the chest causing cum to cum out of her noise

kind of like a clancey

by Jizzer January 23, 2005

Walrus

After oral sex, when the woman or still has the semen in his or her mouth, you cover up the mouth, punch the participant in the stomach, and the Walrus is revealed. With the mouth covered, the semen must come out of the nose, giving the appearance of Walrus Tusks.

n. I was going to hate-fuck her, but instead I gave her a Walrus.

by P Gibby November 29, 2004

Wallis

Slang for dog, used only in locations close to the Canadian border. The sanity of people using this slang has never, and perhaps can never, be determined. The male of this species can be easily identified by his tendency to wear rain boots while mowing the lawn.

"AWW!! What Cute Wallises!!"

by DebauchedSloth September 4, 2005