walmost

When you come close to doing something at walmart shortened to walmost

I walmost bought that.

by Mormon walmart goer May 21, 2011

walmart-ready

The opposite of "camera-ready". Barely needing to be presentable at all, because its Walmart. Low maintenance. Wearing just sweatpants and an undershirt.

Ryan- "We're about to go to the store, so get ready."
Rachel- "Do I need to get dressed? Or are we talking walmart-ready?"

by camera-ready August 28, 2013

Walmartian

Overweight, quadriplegic or just outright ugly people who dwell at the store named Walmart for excessive amounts of time.

"Oh my, Betsy is quite the Walmartian, isn't she? Rolling around the isles and such.

by dat one guy January 5, 2014

Walmartio

Official name given to all babies born in Walmarts by baby mommas without healthcare

Yo gave birth to Walmartio next to the tortillas guey!

by Turbobnitro January 25, 2016

walmart game

Walmart game is a game where you go in a Walmart and buy the three creepiest items you can find.

Let's go play the Walmart game

by FrankyOG October 4, 2016

Walmart

A 5 finger discount store catering to tweakers 24 hours a day 7 days a week, around the world.

Fran took her Walmart loot to the drug dealer for trade.

by BeeInEasy July 6, 2016

Walmart Hoe

Someone who thinks she is the main bitch when actually she looks like the Walmart check out lady

The girl over there buying that lace bra is a Walmart Hoe, she thinks she's hot shit but the frozen chicken at Walmart is hotter

by BiQueen October 2, 2016