carpet walkers

"White collar" or middle manager workers, usually located in cube farms or front offices of manufacturing plants, so called because their work space is carpetted instead of bare concrete.

"The system always slows down when the carpet walkers come in around 8am."

by StBill May 25, 2012

Danger wankered

Becoming dangerously drunk/drugged beyond all recognition. Usually a 24 hour + sesh that has resulted in general loss of the ability do do anything other than smoke or drink, extremely diminished intelligence and zero concept of time it's self.

Girl: Yo, where were you all week? I've been trying to get hold of you since Monday!

Boy: Woah, if only I could remember! We had one serious sesh at Danny's where I'm pretty sure I lost my mind as well as my eyebrows. I'm never drinking again. Majorly danger wankered.

by Jumboner June 2, 2010

Walker Challenge

A right of passage into adulthood at the University of Mississippi. To complete the walker challenge you must pick up a 6 pack of beer at Walkers County Line store and consume it by the time you get back to Oxford. You must head straight back and go atleast the speed limit. Winners get chest hair....

Frat Star 1: Bro, whys broham throwing up all over the place?

Frat Star 2: Bro, he tried the Walker Challenge and couldn't do it broham.

Frat Star 1: Nice bro....

by Rod J. Packer April 4, 2012

Wanker-in-chief

The supreme leader of a group of wankers.

Usually used to refer to a useless politician.

"I hereby declare you, Wanker-in-chief"

by Titan90 September 1, 2019

Wankerphobia

1. The fear and/or discrimination of wankers (i.e. people who masturabte often).

2. The dislike of wankers

John came out as a wanker lately. I think Seb might have wankerphobia because he stopped hanging out with him

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021

Wanker

This is a term of derision, commonly used by people of the lower-classes. It refers to the act of self-abuse, or self-stimulation of the sexual organs, by both male and female sexes. It was particularly frowned upon during the Victorian era, when it was thought that the act of self-abuse could lead to blindness or even the madhouse. The person manipulating his or her loins in order to achieve sexual solace would therefore be the ‘wanker’. However, today it is more often used to signify a person is dim-witted or has an unsavoury character.

“That copper was a right wanker! He stopped me for speeding’ in me car and now I’m gettin’ a fine an’ points on me licence!”

by Colonel Barnaby February 10, 2023

Talk-Walker

A person who acts in order to conform to a stereotype.

1) You're only drinking chai because you think it's edgy... and because you're a talk-walker.

2) You talk-walker. As if learning Telegu had a purpose BESIDES making you look sophisticated.

3) Hi Bryan! How was your drive up?

by Also a talk-walker October 29, 2008