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Jack's Car Wash

In Fresno,the universal meeting place for all MILF's. They gather to get their car wash, buy their kids some tasty treats, or to simply hang out. They are most commonly found driving their black Range Rovers, or "Milfmobiles", at around 10-11am on Sundays.
Jahn: "Hey are you going to Jack's Car Wash?"

Saggy: "Yeah dude all the MILFS will be there!"
by Magic striss March 13, 2009
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Wash off the Taco

The act of cleaning one's vaginal area, esp. if one is prone to chronic, unpleasant odor.
Dude, I was going down on this chick and nearly gagged. She needed to go wash off the taco.
by Heatmizuh August 26, 2004
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meat wash

the act of oral sex as performed on a male, blow job
Jill: "I'm not in the mood for the old in-out, in-out tonight."
Jack: "Then could I at least get a meat wash?"
by drummist July 4, 2006
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hang wash

To hang wash yoru clothes is similar to hang drying them, only more lazy. It constitutes putting worn clothes on a hanger or over a shower curtain or towel rack for a few days. After an appropriate amount of time, the clothes are considered "clean" again.

There may be a limit imposed on how many times clothes can be hang washed before they must be subjected to actual soap and water.
Dude 1: When the washer in my apartment broke, I had to hang wash my clothes for an entire month!

Dude 2: Dude 1, that's gross.
by Phoenyx October 1, 2006
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batti wash

Commonly known as arse but with the word 'wash' added as a doing word, i.e to batti wash, or in simpler terms, to lick the anus
ere, you'll never guess wot i herd!

wot lad?

John 'batti washed' Christine at Gazzers Party
by boothy056 December 9, 2007
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North Walsham

North Walsham was discovered in 1912 by Lord Stephen of Fry who quickly established the first settlement as a living morgue. Found in the county of Norfolk (which was originally situated in the North of England, it was moved to the East of England in 1859 1/2. This was to stop people having to pass through it by accident.)

North Walsham is now a town sort of near the county's largest village of Norwich where many of North Walsham's citizens where born and subsequently banished from. North Walsham is also sort of near Cromer and less sort of near, yet still not too not near the town of Great Yarmouth.

Twinned with the town of Frieseniesenegeisenmeiseniederied somewhere not in Norfolk, people from both towns visit their respective twin town to show off their caravans and drinking skills along with some good old fashioned Molly Dancing.
Yo bled, I'd rather go to good ole' North Walsham than get crabs at Cromer!
by Home Guard July 11, 2010
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brunswick county car wash

The act of using a flu stricken persons phlegm ridden diarrhea as impromptu lubricant to aid in stifling the abundance of friction being produced when engaged in violent masturbation.
Ex.:

Wank: 'man I wish I had some lube'

BooBoo: 'dude, ever heard of a Brunswick County Car Wash? just use some of my gut mush. It's chalk full of phlegm on account I have recently taken ill. It'll reduce friction but it smells like straight colon'

Wank: 'ok sounds good'
by Dgock March 8, 2014
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