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Giger Wanker 

A Giger Wanker is someone who straps themselves to a ceiling whilst wearing a gas mask and then proceeds to masturbate to a slide show of H.R. Giger paintings. Traditionally they will mutter, "this is normal, this is normal," to themselves until they cum when they will shout, "take that sexual perversion!"
"Why is every guy I meet gay, married or a Giger Wanker?"
Giger Wanker by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

wankers cramp 

Soreness in the hand - and in particular, the wrist - brought on by excessive or inhuman levels of masturbation. Known to cause chafing and in some cases, bleeding, to the area in question.
Tom Hanks' character in Saving Private Ryan was a sufferer of Wankers cramp.
wankers cramp by CommieKras May 19, 2010

wacked out cracka 

The remains of a small wheat-based biscuit that has been accidentally crushed into bits at the bottom of your packed-lunch box.
"Shit, man, dat one helluva wacked out cracka der."
"Sho' nuff messed up my lunch, homie."

wankendorf

a small town in north germany with the most coolest name a town could be blessed with!
i went to wankendorf via pisdorf and cunter (these are two other german towns, honest)
wankendorf by murphycat August 3, 2008

Dubstep Wanker 

Often jokingly reffered to as a Dubstep-o-sexual. A young sexually frustrated man who is actually aroused by the sound of a Dubstep bass-wobble. They will typically use songs by Skrillex or Borgore as a substitute for porn.

A tell-tale sign of a dubstep wanker is when a song they particularly like comes on the radio and they let out a high-pitched sound of exitement, not unlike a the cliche-fake-female orgasm
Person 1: *hears "Ruffneck" come on the radio* "OH MY GOD... mm I fucking love this track!"

Person 2: *under his breath* "total dubstep wanker..."
Dubstep Wanker by ArcadeFire10 October 23, 2011

Student Wankers 

Those dirty posh uni cunts with a penchant for tweed & indie. The Student Wanker is not complete with out one or more piece of Ché Guvara merchandise & in in-depth knowlege of Neighbours. The Greater Spotted Student Wanker will consider themself witty & "out-there" due to their annoying "random" conversations & "wacky" geek chic. General pains in the backside.
See those student wankers in the student bar,
complaining to each other other that their grants don't go far.
With their silly student ties and their silly student scarves,
drinking draught real ale not in pints but halves.

Student Wankers, a fine song by Peter & The Test Tube Babies.
Student Wankers by Vambo September 20, 2006