Vodka Todger

See whiskey dick.

A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.

“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”

“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”

by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023

Vodka

Something that tastes nasty but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It gets u fucked up and in trouble but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It makes u do stupid shit that u´ll regret later but u still drink it cause u a dumb fucking bitch.

I fucked my ex three times last night, ugh all because of VoDkA
*dumb fucking bitch cries*

by Dumb Fucking Bitch October 11, 2019

vodka something

A mixed drink made by mixing vodka with something.

Bartender, please make me a vodka something, just mix vodka with whatever you have back there.

by EasyDick January 20, 2020

darth vodka

a fictional character made up to be a villian that likes to drink vodka and sing karoake. a huge vodka drinker that wakes up late every morning.

The Puff Man did a darth vodka every morning and smelled like lighter fluid.

by The BDZ April 24, 2009

Vodka Clit

When a female is unable to get physically aroused due to heavy alcohol consumption.

I didn’t have good sex with Michael last night after getting home from the bars, I had vodka clit and he had whiskey dick.

by gaydancer January 28, 2019

jack vodka

when you mix Jack Daniels and Vodka together.

Damn that jack vodka got a niggas world spinning!

by Big Ole Black Guy November 11, 2013

Vodka

Russian water

-Can you pass me the water comrad?
-It's vodka...
-Same thing, give it to me

by luca_skye_ January 28, 2020