Vodka

Something that tastes nasty but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It gets u fucked up and in trouble but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It makes u do stupid shit that u´ll regret later but u still drink it cause u a dumb fucking bitch.

I fucked my ex three times last night, ugh all because of VoDkA
*dumb fucking bitch cries*

by Dumb Fucking Bitch October 11, 2019

vodka something

A mixed drink made by mixing vodka with something.

Bartender, please make me a vodka something, just mix vodka with whatever you have back there.

by EasyDick January 20, 2020

jack vodka

when you mix Jack Daniels and Vodka together.

Damn that jack vodka got a niggas world spinning!

by Big Ole Black Guy November 11, 2013

vodka vage

When u go down on someone and you can taste their night out

Damn you've got a vodka vage

by The 3 N's February 26, 2017

Vodka Todger

See whiskey dick.

A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.

“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”

“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”

by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023

Nikolai Vodka

A cheap, shitty, bottom shelf vodka that comes in a plastic bottle that only broke alcoholics drink. If you want to get drunk for a buck and destroy your liver, drink Nikolai. Besides getting alcoholics drunk, the only semi-respectable things it's useful for are cleaning and mixing it with something that will mask the varnish-like taste that you're too cheap to use good vodka for.

KingCobraJFS while making a screwdriver on a livestream using Nikolai Vodka: "My favorite cheap vodka is Nikolai because the cap is black."

by dead666420 November 13, 2025

VodKa

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Hello comrade, today I will show how to install vodka into pc liquid loop

by mr russian spy satelite April 9, 2021