Viking

A tall hairy Thai man that is prepared to destroy anyone that comes in his way with his penis.

Viking raided a house full of women and destroyed all of them.

by MadarchodCibai November 24, 2021

Vikings

Stupid ugly idiots.

Here we are at our...aaaa...ugliest and dumbest exhibit...THE VIKINGS...as you can already tell they are uglier and dumber than Cavemen.

by Sparta Forever 300 January 26, 2019

Viking

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his name is viking

by one two three four, how many May 21, 2019

Irish Viking

Someone (usually named David) has slicked back hair and large orange beard gets penatrated by partner with Irish spring soap.

My friend David told me a tried the Irish Viking with a guy he met online.

by Speedguy70 July 12, 2022

viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

by HansGreub3r September 21, 2015

Vikings Tongue

A sore tongue with reduced taste.

I licked too low during cunnilingus now I have vikings tongue bro.

by TannieCharmaine April 26, 2017

Viking Eskimo kiss

When two dudes rub beards together.

Frank and Scott rub beards together as eskimos would, but it’s 2021 so Viking Eskimo kisses r a thing

by Viking Eskimo kisses November 04, 2021