by Aritox YT March 22, 2022
Get the That Vegan Teacher mug.A part-time vegan but a full time wanker.
You want to be a meditating, creative, yogi with the strength and flexibility of Ghandi and BOY do you tell people about it. But you are constantly failing.
You definitely do yoga, and let everyone know about it through all available social media and by literally hollering it down the street while riding your fixie bike.
You film yourself doing yoga, the morning after a heavy binge session where you danced on the bar and went home with your friends little brother.
It's all in the juxtaposition of aiming high... and falling so low.
You want to be a meditating, creative, yogi with the strength and flexibility of Ghandi and BOY do you tell people about it. But you are constantly failing.
You definitely do yoga, and let everyone know about it through all available social media and by literally hollering it down the street while riding your fixie bike.
You film yourself doing yoga, the morning after a heavy binge session where you danced on the bar and went home with your friends little brother.
It's all in the juxtaposition of aiming high... and falling so low.
This morning I saw Fiona and she was telling me about this organic, sustainable farm she's working on this summer to learn about health conscious and mindful, vegan food production. Then I spotted her later from afar and she was inhaling a full family size packet of crisps. She's such a Vegan Wanker
by Vegan Wanker November 7, 2015
Get the Vegan Wanker mug.The random Hicupping noise that tends to come sporadically from vegans. "The Yip" as it's sometimes called has no specific candence but tends to come at completely random intervals and is a by product of not eating meat. Since the afflicted individual has no control over the yip it has been known to cause multiple problems and has coined the term Yipped yourself which is when the yip causes you to shit your pants.
by The Real Real OG June 3, 2018
Get the Vegan Yip mug.Julio and Ronald where chillin' like villains outside the vegan food store when Amanda walked out. The three of them then went back behind the store and had a vegan roast.
by Hugh Janas January 22, 2015
Get the Vegan Roast mug.That Vegan Teacher: Eat Your Vegetables
Me: I don't like vegetables, fuck vegetables, I want McDonalds'
Me: I don't like vegetables, fuck vegetables, I want McDonalds'
by iambetterthanyou.com September 18, 2021
Get the That Vegan Teacher mug.Vampire 1: Hey, wanna hit the whorehouse tonight and have a few drinks?
Vampire 2: No thanks; I'm vegan.
Vampire 2: No thanks; I'm vegan.
by Ralph March 27, 2005
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2. code name for cigarettes, usually used by teenagers to communicate in front of parents (or RA's) who disapprove of such behavior
2. code name for cigarettes, usually used by teenagers to communicate in front of parents (or RA's) who disapprove of such behavior
by allegra dowdle July 29, 2005
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