silica vaginitis

Irititation of the vagina due to the presence of silica (sand).

Damn, she has a bad case of silica vaginitis today.

by eatmypoopyyouwhore August 4, 2006

Vaginal Spaghetti

also known as "the ghetties"

Vaginal blood from a woman's period when added to spaghetti sauce is, used in old wive's tales, as a means of capturing a man's heart.

by Nam in DC June 13, 2005

Vaginal Force

A new unit in physics which represents the amount of meters per second a woman can thrust on a dick

Your mom has 69 vaginal forces.
I like a woman that has more vaginal forces.

by sexer kid November 8, 2007

Vaginal arthritis

Arthritis of the vagina due to lack of bone

Man that chick hasn't had a bone in her for so long she must suffer from vaginal arthritis

by Staeni January 24, 2011

Vaginal Studies

Study of all things vaginal,

"Oh my god you guys, i forgot to study my vagina!" Nicole Dewald

by Dan Gleesac May 29, 2005

Vaginitis Silicosis

Vaginitis Silicosis is the scientific term for "Sand in the Vagina". A person who has sand in their vagina is typically someone who whines inconsequentially about anything and everything. They are pissed off by the slightest things and will whine and bitch at any given opportunity, much to the annoyance of everyone around them.

Someone who suffers from vaginitis silicosis is generally not fun to be around. They will ruin any good and fun occasion by finding something to bitch about.

It is important to note that one does not actually need to have a vagina to suffer from vaginitis silicosis; many males frequently display symptoms of this disorder despite the fact that they do not have an actual vagina.

Bob: Dude, Joey is bitching that we decided to go to an actual Mexican Restaurant instead of Taco Bell. He's whining about the price.
Rob: Clearly Joey suffers from an acute case of Vaginitis Silicosis.
Bob: Clearly.

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Joey: Doctor, everyone keeps picking on me and also I went paintballing yesterday and I got shot a bunch of time and now it really hurts all over!!
Doctor: Well Joey, you're suffering from an acute case of Vaginitis Silicosis.

by Di5ideByZero November 3, 2010

Vaginal Query

When somebody says something unusual and is replied to by a squeaking sound made by a release of air from the vagina, much like a queef but with a more distinctive tone.

"My wife asked me if I wanted to milk a cow with her for our honeymoon, I replied with a vaginal query."

by thejagerage October 30, 2011