giant turkey

A mispronunciation of jive turkey. It is a comeback to puffer flumpkin. Usually when you call somebody a jive turkey, they hear giant turkey instead.

Tyler: You jive turkey
Me: What, giant turkey. How am I a giant turkey?
Tyler: WHAT! Everybody always thinks I say that.

by lulahula9 October 11, 2013

Turkey Orange

A fruit that grants you a magical power know as being high

Dude, lets go eat turkey oranges!

by Flossin Glossin March 20, 2019

Turkey Surfing

Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.

"Man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up....so I just ended up Turkey Surfing all night"

by Kicklndaballz March 27, 2012

Turkey bacon

Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway

Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig

Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon

Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine

Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though

by WatcherInc August 26, 2022

frosty turkey

When you shove leaves up a bitches ass and have her fart them out then put snow in her pussy and have her queef a white Christmas

That bitch so fine I'd give her a frosty turkey

by Imtherealjoebidennigga November 17, 2016

Alabama Turkey

An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.

"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"

by WUADAXSP April 20, 2018

Turkey Flab

another word for someones double chin (the flab of skin under your chin)

Hey Dan you better come for a run your growing a bit of turkey flab

by Leish January 14, 2008