"Dude, that girl I took home last night totally wanted it in the butt. I was up all night denting the turd."
Also past tense, "Oh, man- you dented the turd?!" "I think she had her turd dented."
Also past tense, "Oh, man- you dented the turd?!" "I think she had her turd dented."
by Stormy151 September 10, 2011
A thin layer of toilet paper strategically placed on the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of muffling the sound of the splash.
My bathroom is right beside my room mates' bedrooms, so out of courtesy I often use a turd supressor.
by MrCorrect1985 September 17, 2009
When you have anal sex with a partner, and then you ejaculate in their poopchute. Then, when they poop, it is what they call a frosted turd.
I gave my girl a nice pounding in the ass, and then a little bit later, she wanted me to check out her frosted turd.
by Steven Jonesss July 02, 2008
1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004
I wish those liberals would stop saddling us with their stuck turd laws. I have to fill out six forms in triplicate to build a tree house in my back yard.
by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005
by scart July 11, 2003
"The Poopsmith is a turd buncher."
by Rupert Gehmlich March 14, 2006