Finger Turtle

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole

"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."

by greekhornet May 4, 2009

turtle bay

Really, really, needing to take a shit. Similar to turtling.

Man, those tacos took me straight to turtle bay. I'm about to cack my slacks!

by brardin July 4, 2014

Turtle Tanked

When you fuck a girl from behind and her ass smells like a hot turtle tank.

Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.

by Hogger09 April 5, 2022

Swallin turtle

When the balls are large and swallin, while the shaft is small, and being engulfed by the balls, giving it the appearance of a turtle.

She couldn’t suck his dick because he had a swallin turtle.

by Jason statue March 21, 2019

fur turtle

A small penis that hides in the Bush then pokes out when hard

I went down on this girl and her fur turtle came out

by Fur turtle August 17, 2018

Save the turtles

If you see this quote in someone's bio, it's probably a reference to a tweet from @ains_rose that said : " you know who doesn't want to be choked? Turtles. You know who does? Me. Save the turtles, choke me instead." So it quite literally means choke me.

"She had save the turtles in her bio, but she doesn't seem like a vsco girl! What do you think?"

"hahahaha, you're so naive, it means choke me, that's it."

by denadacariño August 25, 2020

Save the turtles

Raw, disgusting, baby making sex that’s unprotected because if you use a condom that’s plastic that could end up in the ocean and kill the turtles and nobody wants that.

Person A: “what are you doing tonight”
Person B: “my bf and I are finna save the turtles”

by Anakiin February 20, 2023