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Playing the trombone

"After three martinis and with my pants on the floor around my legs she was really Playing the trombone if you know what I mean."
by WitchMD November 10, 2024
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Trombone

The trombones a stupid instrument that has a big slip and slide you move with your arm. Its not fun. Wouldn't recommend.
Person 1: "I play trombone!"

Person 2: "OMG THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER"
by Uhhh name go here or something January 13, 2025
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trombone sewerslides

A euphemism for trombone suicides used by some schools because the school/district feels using the word suicide in casual conversation is insensitive.
Often shortened to just sewerslides.
Band director to class: Trombones. Your going to learn how to do trombone sewerslides and do them at the football game without offing your classmates.
Student: Why don't we say suicides?
Band director: Because the office doesn't like it when we use that word.
by BrenUnderPar July 11, 2025
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You cover yourself in shit and done a line of ketamine off of someone’s dirty scrotum
Bred and mark engaged in The Lewisham Toungue Tickling Trombone
by Jenmim24 November 17, 2025
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trailer park trombone

Hey willy, do you have a trailer park trombone aka meth pipe so we can get high
by YeakleJ February 27, 2024
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Stinky Trombone

One of the worst smells and weirdest sounds that exerts a Geordie man's hairy stinkhole after living off Zapatistas and pints for the whole weekend. The sound plays for not just a song, but a whole albums worth of disgrace, usually resulting in his girlfriend passing out, then waking up with no recollection of the weekend
Tom's stinky trombone is the real reason Sherilyn broke up with him.
by MAISYcat30now July 7, 2022
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Rusty Trombone

A sex move in which one takes a hit from a bong and then blows into another asshole in hopes of getting said person intoxicated.
"Holy shit I'm horny as hell, whilst craving some weed... quick grab the bong, I want you to give me a rusty trombone."
by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022
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