Tristan

Tristan is a bisexual man hung like an absolute horse. He is cute, smart, funny, and sexy. He has all the appeal and is always a top.

Man 1: "Bro, have you fucked Tristan yet?:
Man 2: "Yeah, that shit was fucking awesome! He came inside of me 5 times!

by creampai March 27, 2022

tristan

name

this dudes name is tristan

by jacky401 November 9, 2022

Tristan Taylor

a lovely soul who deserved more than the world could've gave him. may he rest in peace.

"oh how i miss tristan taylor"
"he was a sweet boy"

by 20/05/23 May 24, 2023

tristan spiesky

Some Nazi that thinks he’s cool. Makes frequent ‘Your Mom Jokes’ and talks about burning Jews.

Hey, have you seen that new kid? Yea, he’s a Tristan Spiesky

by joIJD December 11, 2018

Tristan

The big sloppy oversized usually funny person in the friend group gets “roasted” bad on occasion

Damn Tristan is a sloppy fellow I would say

by FPLM November 20, 2021

Tristan

he’s the best boyfriend ever and tbh that’s all i would have to say for you guys to know how amazing but i’ll list. he’s FINE ASH, smart when he wants to be, FUNNY, caring, sweet, and knows how to treat his girlfriend. he’s the best boyfriend ever.

dang i love my boyfriend tristan

by bear5801 November 25, 2018

Tristan

My bestie's crush, i don't like him. Don't ask why I just don't. End of definition.
*(no offense to the Tristan lovers)

My bestie:OMG LOOK IT'S TRISTAN!!
Me: :'/
Why must you appear Tristan why????
*no offense to the Tristan lovers

by PotatoKiwiCat123 July 18, 2024