Tristan Black

Tristan black has the worst type of hair types and are usually sped ed they can't have bitches and have never seen a girl or there touch in 12 years ever since he left his moms womb

Tristan black is very unusual

by LOLSDW January 5, 2023

Tristan

Boy who is listening you even if you talk 5 hours, you are gonna feel like “sugar-BROCKHAMPTON” song whenever you are talking with him,you are gonna feel like someone is cuddling you under the navy blue sky with stars while talking with him.If i describe him with 3 words ;cutie,smart,kind he is cute as a red panda :))

anyone:OMG RED PANDA ISNT IT SO CUTE
Ian:yeah but not cute as much as “Tristan”

by Fraguador June 16, 2023

Tristan Unit

Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)

"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"

by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023

Tristan

Cute dorky gamer boy

Wow that kid is such a Tristan

by Kittie304 October 23, 2020

Tristan Jones

A very Hot and Steamy man. Massive Cock and Balls. Bigger than fucking King Kong. Personality of Christ himself. 10/10 would hang out with him again.

That Tristan Jones is EPIC

by Byatt Wennett September 10, 2020

Tristan

He has a huge cock.

"Do you knwo this guy called Tristan?"
"Ohh you mean this dude who has this big dick? yeh I know Tristan"

by ArchyFish October 7, 2017

Tristan

Tristan is the kind of guy that you will always love but you will never have. He has a huge ego and he will treat you horribly if you break up. He had an anxious attachment style, so even if he ends things expect him to always think about you. He’s beautiful, though. Strong, gentle, and hilarious are all words that perfectly describe him. Do not have sex with him though because he will use you and then spread rumors about you. The beginning of your relationship with him will be pure bliss. You have to tell Tristan you love him while you can because he doesn’t like to stick around.

Person one- M, who’s the guy that was the best and worst thing that happened to you?

M- yeah, that would be Tristan.

by Aimh rgaga June 13, 2025