Toopey

When a lady slaps your friends dead remain so you cum

"How you feeling about brad's death"
"Oh it's fine my wife gave me a toopey and now I feel better"

by egg4birds March 20, 2023

Toppy

Adj. Dominant attitude; Someone who asserts themselves as the dominant one (context regardless)

NC: Adrian gets so toppy about cooking! Always had to be his way.

SC: Jax is so toppy.. left me limping!

by Thirty-Three OH 1 May 3, 2023

Topel basement

Place where you keep extra beer & sausage for key meetings. Will smell dank upon entry, increase with use. Pro edition comes fully featured with a piss funnel at standing height.

The bars closing let’s head over to your Topel Basement and keep the party going!

by Doc McGuinne September 6, 2023

Topsy Teapot

The act of urinating in your partners anus.

Did you hear about Jessica at the party?
Jimmy gave her a Topsy Teapot

by Topsyboy December 18, 2023

Tobey Stokes

a stank ass hoe who has multiple girlfriends. He will accuse you of being furry and make you question your entire reality, after this he will pis in your drawers.

He shits his pants

Tobey stokes stinks

by PUSSYBO$$3000 December 23, 2023

Toney

One of the best keepers of all time,
Brentford FC icon

And plays in goal and outfield aswell

Pronounced “to-knee”

What do you think of “toney” the keeper?

by Btech willNE March 19, 2024

Topeka Dirt Worm

When the man's penis is covered in poop after pulling out from anal.

"Hey Babe, can we do Anal tonight?"
"Only if you don't give me a Topeka Dirt Worm!"

by 420M@n360FU April 9, 2024