tool

A guy who wears flip-flops.

I don't know, but he must be a tool.

by Amous July 12, 2010

tool

A tendentious lawyer who perpetuates a financial war of attrition in the form of a defamation suit on behalf of a wealthy client.

The plaintiff's lawyer is a tool.

by Around Uranus February 9, 2013

Tool

A tool is a person who has short gait a d puts in a half a bottle of gel in it. A tool is often were a tight collared shirt baggy jeans and flip flops along with his overly geled hair. Tools are often very muscular and ful of them self resulting in no one liking them.

Zachary: hey man let's go to abercronbie or hosllister!
Me: dude were not tools we don't were tight collared shirts
Zachary: then can we get some hair gel??
Me: damn ur a fucking TOOL!

by Toolhater4444 December 3, 2009

tool

someone who tries too hard. a poser.

kamil radecki is a major tool.

by fatcupcake July 26, 2010

tool

Unlike most entries, which focus on the person's not realizing that they are being used - the true definition of a tool is someone who thoughtlessly, but willfully, follows someone else's orders, thus making themselves a tool of their leader.

Some douchebag cop who gives you a ticket even though you have a very good reason why you don't deserve it, a reason any normal, feeling person would recognize but that the tool in question doesn't feel like acknowledging because he or she is just being a f***ing tool!

by mrbrain December 16, 2011

on the tools

Any job that requires tools after hours or on the weekend

“Hey spencer, do you get on the tools last night”

by Tbags101 September 10, 2019

tool

a sledge hammer (this is the only thing in my tool box)

"use that tool over there. its perfect for hanging priceless artwork."

by STDAVE April 11, 2006