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tilt

When you're describing someone or something that is inconstant or unpredictable, or describing a situation or moment that's ambiguous.
Jason: Guys listen to this, is it Laurel or Yanny?
Jamie: It's Laurel.
Alex: No, it's Yanny.
Hannah: No, it's both. Sometimes I hear Laurel and sometimes I hear Yanny.
Jason: You're right. It's so tilt.

Tyler: Dude, do you want to go to the bar on 5th ave?
Matt: Idk, sometimes its lit, and then sometimes its not.
Tyler: Yeah, I know dude, that place is tilt.

Jake: My brother is in the middle of getting a sex transition surgery. I'm not sure if I should be calling him my brother or my sister.
Luke: Dude, that's so tilt.

Jessica: How do you like working at the grocery store?
Adam: Ehh, sometimes things are going good, and then other times at a given moment things suck. It's tilt.

Maria: What's it like working with Justin?
Anna: Sometimes he works hard and helps out, but then other times he's just lazy and doesn't want to do anything. Just like a scale, he is tilt. He can lean in either direction.
by runninghighkid July 22, 2018
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Robert Tilton

A famed preacher that comes on TV late at night, normally on paid advertising channels or WBtv/PAX tv. Got his fame by acting very exicted about "God."; Someone who is out to get your money for his/her own "fake-christ" benefit; Someone with bad gas.
Stop being a Robert Tilton and give me back my money!

Dude, your ass smells like Robert Tilton!
by kornfreak October 24, 2005
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toilet hug

To vomit.
The act of vomiting, usually while sitting on the floor, withc both arms around the toilet.
1.Scot was hugging the toilet for the rest of the night after all that booze.
2.Katie went to the bathroom to toilet hug.
by zenboy3000 October 15, 2004
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toilet-texter

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to use the toilet.
Sebastian: "I was texting with Karen the other day when she started naming her bowel movements and talking about bathroom stall graffiti. Do you think she was toilet-texting me?!"
Lucas: "Yeah, dude, that girl is definitely a toilet-texter. Her phone never leaves her hands!"
by simdave2000 May 6, 2010
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toiletrize

to use toiletries
yo im goin to the bathroom im gonna toiletrize
by classicrocklover March 7, 2011
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toilet mash

The content inside hot pocket sideshots food source.
Those hot pocket sideshots have diarrhea toilet mash inside them.
by Mrwordman March 20, 2011
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Miller Toilet Filler

A big Beer Poo after consuming large quantities of delecious Miller Lite and hot wings. The result is loose bowl movements that float around in the toilet water and don't always flush completely down on the first try. The person usually feels much better, relieved, and refreshed after complete defecation.
Man, I took the best Miller Toilet Filler after I got into the office today, I should have taken a picture of it. I feel so much better, I will probably do another one later.
by Thomas D. aka Duffman November 4, 2008
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