lap salad

Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.

I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!

She’s always giving lap salads.

by Salty fish November 05, 2017

minnesota salad

Generously coating your lover with a thick coat of marshmallows, mayonnaise, and clementine oranges and vigorously riding them like a polar bear all the way to Duluth.

Dustin asked his girlfriend for a Minnesota Salad and had mayonaise stuck in his ear for a week.

by OfficerJohn September 07, 2017

Heck Salad

A less obvious synonym for cannabis, as devil's lettuce has become mainstream for police suspicion

Bro1: Yo dude wanna smoke the devil's lettuce?
Bro2: Hey bro watch out, cops can hear us!
Bro1: Yeah sorry bro, got any Heck Salad?

by HeckTheHawk April 24, 2018

Colombian Salad

An act where marijuana is placed in a girls butthole and the partner lights the marijuana and smokes it through the girls vagina.

The boy enjoyed a Colombian salad from his girlfriend.

by golf88 December 19, 2016

Honeymoon Salad

Lettuce alone.

I prefer a honeymoon salad because its simple. It's lettuce alone.

by timbre June 19, 2014

Girl Salad

When multiple lesbians have a large orgy with lots of sexual acts involved.

"Last night me and four other bitches tosses us a girl salad."
"Let's go make a girl salad!"

by Giant Lesbian October 12, 2009

Blumpkin Salad

While a girl is giving you The Blumpkin (Taking a shit on the can while receiving a blow job), your stomach becomes sour and end up vomiting all over her hair. This can be caused by excess drinking (blumpkin salad w/ italian dressing), or food poisoning (blumpkin salad w/ bleu cheese).

Jake: Dude, I gave Krista a Blumpkin Salad last night with tons of dressing.

Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?

Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.

by Mike Du. May 20, 2010