derp twad

A derpy vagina that during intercourse will have a muscle spas and suffocate the male genitalia it is usually very painful for both party's and can also result in a early mensturl cycle

Dude, yesterday I was banging Cindy and she had a derp twad and my dick hurt so bad and she bled on me!

by Footballnick77 June 25, 2014

Derping

Scared and coughing

Why did you jump out at me without my inhaler? I'm derping!

by Derping4life December 3, 2020

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

Derp

Another word for stupid

Larry:"You're a derp"
Dark:"Wth is a derp"
Nicole:"It means your stupid"

by Jdhdhfnane September 17, 2017

Derp

The only word I'm surprised hasn't appeared yet lmao

DERP DERP DERPITY DERP DERP

by IZ YA BOI January 27, 2018

Derp

Describes a person who reminds others of a potato

She is a derp, lol!

by Derpy_heichou October 12, 2016

derp

a horny ass bitch

man he’s such a derp

by the fishhhhhh May 12, 2021