by Dr. Foo May 2, 2008
Get the Distant thundermug. An extremely powerful and swift hero of Catholic lore. Considered half-ninja, half-laser, and half-robot to some. Illegal in 13 different states and Quebec.
Many days ago I was being beat with a belt by my great-grandfather, until, of course, Catholic Thunder rescued me with a ninja throwing bible.
by mr p nizzle April 12, 2010
Get the Catholic Thundermug. To engage in the act of female masturbation to an epic scale. A thunder fud can last anything from a matter of hours to an entire menstrual cycle.
by ian penn May 30, 2009
Get the Thunder fudmug. The game of Thunderwank is to be played during a thunderstorm.
Rules of the game: Look for a bolt of lightning, as soon as you see it, begin masturbating. Upon hearing the thunder, stop masturbating and wait for the next lightning strike.
Rules of the game: Look for a bolt of lightning, as soon as you see it, begin masturbating. Upon hearing the thunder, stop masturbating and wait for the next lightning strike.
by Moon Lander July 14, 2015
Get the Thunder-wankmug. by tim martin January 1, 2007
Get the thunder twatmug. A thunder cunt is a cunt (()) that is thunderous and almighty. A Thunder cunt is extremely nasty and could possibly have a tiny monster living inside it. If you went to lick it then you could be swallowed whole.
Tommy went to eat out the hookers thunder cunt and was swallowed whole.
Another example of someone who has a thunder cunt is a nasty body builder chick
Another example of someone who has a thunder cunt is a nasty body builder chick
by Thunder Cunt January 24, 2007
Get the thunder cuntmug. When your brown eye opens and gas escapes into the cheeks making a loud thunder sound. This is sometimes followed by an ass pastry known as a dumpling.
Man last night I ate some chinese food and an hour later I let one rip. I then left a "thunder dumpling" in my pants.
by Jawesome T. R. July 7, 2011
Get the thunder dumplingmug.