(n.)

A plumbing fixture devised for the disposal of bodily wastes, including urine, feces, methane and vomit.

It usually comes in the form of a porcelain receptacle, adorned with a wooden or plastic seat which one sits on / squats over / aims into / puts head down, depending on the activity.

Should never, ever, be used to wash clothing in, or as a source of fresh drinking water.

See also: defecation station, great white telephone, groan throne

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods