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Kraken Snatch

A large and nasty vagina. Often accompanied by tendrils and a beak. The more nasty ones will have sailors and cannon balls inside too. These are attracted by loud thumping noises. When they queef large volumes of mucus and death will be discharged, along with portions of ships.
when she spread her legs she unleashed the kraken snatch and everywhere seamen ran for their lives.
by Anal Oil Rig January 17, 2010
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Snatch Monkey

Wow I cannot believe that stupid snatch monkey ratted me out.
by Logan, Alexa, Casey September 28, 2008
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bag snatch

the act of sneaking up behind a car at a drive thru and as the person hands the food to the person in the car the person behind the car runs up and grabs the bag while gleefully running away with free food
omg i was at jack in the box today and some guy stole my food

thats called a bag snatch and that might of been gordon he does those alot
by STEEL GONDOR February 3, 2010
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Snatch Grazing

When you are eating pussy with really long hair and it gets stuck in your teeth like a horse grazing on grass.
Dude, how was that chick last night? She was alright, I got stuck snatch grazing for awhile, she really needed to shave.
by cantrelli January 25, 2011
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Old Snatch

That woman over there, She's a right Old Snatch!
by cheshiregaylad December 14, 2018
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lousy snatch

A woman who does whatever she can to ruin her man's life by fucking anything that resembles a phallus.
That Lorraine screwed the Sandy wrecking crew. What a lousy snatch!!
by karatejoe December 21, 2010
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Snatch Cover

Any scrap clothing covering the female genitalia (Booty shorts, thongs, underwear, mini skirts, etc).
"Working at Hooters is just a snatch cover away from stripping."
by alisia June 24, 2009
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