The September Scaries

That seasonal hangover you get when summer ends and real life comes crawling back. Symptoms include inbox-induced nausea, scrolling through your camera roll like it’s an obituary for your social life and staring at a PowerPoint slide so long you start to wonder if it’s staring back.

“Mate, I wore sunglasses to the office because my soul wasn’t ready for fluorescent lighting. The September Scaries are in full swing.”

by Discoteca September 4, 2025

lil scary

Someone who don’t stand on business & just acts very scary!

Look at lil scary!

by Tylanzxl November 19, 2023

Scary

Startling.

Are you tryin to be scary?

by The Original Agahnim August 13, 2021

scary skinny samual

Samual is scary and skinny, he likes eating orphans and kidnapping dogs.

Scary Skinny Samual is scary

by scaryskinnysamual January 20, 2021

Scary Man

A man who decides to make people scream by doing many fearful and unexpected things.

Lucas promised to become a scary man around Graham when he lied about his identity.

by Wifi Goes Die December 7, 2020

Scary

Valerie. Valerie is a friend who is scary as fuck. 😁

VALERIE : imma bite your ankle
DANIEL : WTF NO 😭

yes, valerie is scary

by danny panny February 7, 2021

Eddie murphy scary

Scary in an Eddie Murphy kind of way.

The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, especially when she got so serious, as she called it. She was Eddie Murphy scary.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021