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paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.
Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"
by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025
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Paw Tuah

A furry femboy spitting on his paws (feet or hands) and strokes your cock
Paw Tuah!”
by ZippityDippity March 11, 2025
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dirty dog paw

When you're fingering a girl's asshole and you get shit on your hand and you just shove it in her pussy and continue on.
I just gave Maliya a dirty dog paw. Now both her holes stink like shit!
by Scooterfudge May 31, 2024
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Monster Paw

To get a costume Mike Wazowski's claw and shove it up the ass creating a sharp but tingly sensation into the gluteus maximus
Me and my partner tried the Monster Paw and it was Amazing, but it also brought us closer as people
by Dr SexyMan August 10, 2024
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on-paws

some term therians put on their usernames online.
~`jimmy_on-paws`~ † commented: "erm ackshually i don't fuck animals"

genuine question why are almost all therians either wolves, cats or foxes? where's the dinosaurs?
by veist_poizon August 14, 2024
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Canadian Paw Job

A sexual maneuver that involves the paws of a fursuit, a citizen of Canada, and maple syrup.
Dylan came over last night and wanted a Canadian Paw Job! I'm into that kinky stuff but we ran out of real maple syrup.
by Plierr April 29, 2024
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Paw Paw for Jesus

A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life from May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty.
by annmartina May 7, 2024
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