Horse Mum

A mum who loves her kids. Just it quite as much as she loves her horse

Janette is a typical Horse Mum. I heard her tell her daughter the other day

Leah go stand in front of sparky If some stones get thrown by that mower we can't have them hit him. He's my favourite horse

by Groundhogg June 28, 2017

Your mum

An expression used by Daniel Howell. Often made to insult Phil Lester.

Phil: "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Dan: "Your mum"

by Arkadiakruu December 18, 2018

morgans mum

A sweet little lady who loves taking nuts to the face from shredded black dudes who are hung like a horse

"Damn look at that milf over there!"
"OH! That's "Morgans mum" ! She loves penis"
"I'm finna go over and give her the BIDNESS!!!!!!"

by Dick Butkusssssssss January 22, 2014

your mum

your mum

i saw your mums smack dvd bruv

by shonic June 23, 2018

Your mum

Your mum is a hot milf

I had sex with your mum last night

by Ihavefeelingsforu November 20, 2021

euans mum

a right dog in bed

henry and brendan - would you like to go upstairs with euans mum

by hewpro October 4, 2021

Your mum

It’s gay

Your mum gay

by Percentagex69 September 12, 2018