ming board

The act of sitting on a skateboard to ride it, instead of standing up.

check out mah ming boarding skillz

by kerb stealer February 24, 2011

face minge

The type of interim teenage beard that makes someone look like a twat

Hey Digby, did you check out the face minge on Clint? He looks like a twat!

by SmurgleT April 24, 2016

ming moment

when a guy called ming says some stupid shit and thinks he is right (nothing will change his mind)

'bro, he said squid game was good'
'ming moment'

by Octales October 3, 2021

mangled minge

when you enter the female genitalia that has been so ruffed up from previous visitors it clamps hold of your manhood so tight you cant even get help from your homies you just have to mangle minge threw and take one for the team

hey bro if your looking for fun and your homies are not single and available to mingle just hook up with ginge shes got a real mangled minge just hold on tight if your on top clench on for your life to her her fringe

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

pippie minge

A woman who acts posh but isnt

Jilly gets on my nerves making out she's so posh and prim and proper. The slut's such a pippie minge! I saw her gobbling a bloke off in the drive through!!

by Tent peg October 21, 2017

Minge masher

Male genitals

I whipped out my minge masher in front of the Walmart employee.

by Amir suhdick January 15, 2022

minge & purge

When performing cunnilingus on a lady with a generous pantsbeard and an errant pubic hair lodges in the throat, causing gagging and sometimes the voiding of the stomach's contents.

My date's generous pantsbeard resulted in a little unexpected nighttime minge & purge.

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf June 16, 2018