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House Coma

The mental state usually developed during a House M.D. marathon. Despite having seen every episode multiple times, the viewer will be unable to stop watching even after sarcoidosis is used to wrongly diagnose every case. Victims of a House coma usually fall into a vegetative state, and may begin to drool, depending on whether or not Olivia Wilde's character is included in an episode. Only after the final episode of the marathon will the victim again show signs of life, yet thier mental attentiveness may still be off, as they will be unaware of anything that happened outside the television during their period of illness.
Foreman: "He seems to be transfixed by the television and won't respond to any stimuli. What's wrong with him?"
House: "It seems he's suffering from a severe House coma. We'll just have to wait it out... or we could change the channel."
Chase: "That could kill him!"
House: I'm House. Do you think I care?"
by jeenee417 August 10, 2010
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Twaffle House

Any place inhabited by a large number of twat waffles.
Dude, this place is a Twaffle House, let's bounce.
by mersidotes November 9, 2006
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nigga house

House of ghetto ass funiture or nice funiture held together with ghetto means
We're not putting coasters under the china closet, this isnt a nigga house
by 2009BIG2019 March 2, 2016
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Bootleg house

A house where alcohol is sold without a liquor liscense for cheap, especially after midnight and on Sundays.
I'm going over to the bootleg house cause all of the liquor stores just closed.

I know a bootleg house we can go to buy some booze at on a Sunday.
by Mackendeez July 19, 2017
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House-shiter

House-shiter is a term originated from the diary book of famous writer Nadjmou from Algeria. This word describes someone who sits in his parent's house, eats all day and shits all night. Refuse to work and demand money, a car, vacation allowance, wedding expenses, and a wife. However, when parents are either dead or poor, the house-shiter escalate his demands to the local authorities like the mayor or governor. this parasite or sponge or leech is widely popular in Algeria where the government helped manufacture millions of house-shiters by subsidizing the tremendously generous social safety-net programs like free housing, free healthcare, and free education in addition of free business grants like ANSEJ or CNAC. House-shiter is pronounced in Algerian dialect as Khray-Dar.
when someone invokes his house-shiter persona, either the government or parents are in trouble.
Hey Nad, have you heard, Slimane decided to become a house-shiter, his poor parents they are in serious trouble.
by aziz21015 January 31, 2019
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House Twink

A young, good looking gay man who pays rent by doing housework and looking pretty.
Have you seen my House Twink. The laundry needs to be folded.
by akljaxin February 14, 2019
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House of Boxes

Houses that all appear the same, one after another in the same area. Can also mean Apartments too.
The term was mostly used in the late 1800's and early 1900's.

The term is used frequently in Katherine Mansfield's short story 'How Pearl Button was Kidnapped' written in 1912.
"In London, there are so many House of Boxes"
"Yeah, almost like in Little Whinging where the Dursley's house in Harry Potter is"
by LilNuggie69 May 20, 2018
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