Hammer Tits

Tits that are so big they feel like a hammer when rested on your face.

Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!

by HammerTitties January 13, 2016

Kev Hammer

Kev hammer is a reference to a massive cock

Omg did you see Kev Hammer
She: I was like wow

Girl 2: 😍

by Iwantkevhammer August 2, 2018

blues hammer

I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.

When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.

Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.

Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.

by Jerk1333bc June 8, 2018

hammer legs

A sudden, painful cramp, often in the legs.

I got a bad case of hammer legs!

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

hammer speak

To be absolutely fucked up by a bitch with a hammer. And you yell ow and fuck repeatedly

Hammer speak Bang! Ow fuck owoowowowowowowowowowowfuck

by Ugandan fuckles February 20, 2019

Pleasure Hammer

A big fat cock. Huge man meat. Thick and rigid.

He tore my house up with his pleasure hammer.

He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017

Hammer beast

A person that is the best at something. The beast of beasts!

Have you even seen him draw? He's a hammer beast! His talent is incredible!

by Skateboard April 19, 2017