When you are about to get busy and the fool has erectile issues he is a hoodgie flop. AKA limp dick dog!
My best friend tried to get her groove back, but her date was a huge hoodgie flop, so tossed him out of her bed.
by Giabella January 9, 2013
Get the Hoodgie Flopmug. A term for beating the fuck out of your penis the word flopper originating from the popular game fortnite and bopping from the term smacking your cock first used by the user bowkill26
by Dmfkgb May 23, 2023
Get the Bop the flopmug. Foster Flop is an Australian saying, humorously describing the inability to get an erection after drinking too much beer.
It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
Last night after the party I wanted to root her but I Foster flopped.
Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
by MoMaB July 22, 2012
Get the Foster Flopmug. by yeahboy43 November 6, 2017
Get the doo flopmug. last night my cum hit me in the eye, must've been a cumflop.
simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.
simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.
by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018
Get the cum flopmug. Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.
Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!
by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015
Get the Flopping Offmug. 