The devil’s pet. The most evil creature to walk this earth, sent as a punishment to Canadians for our insufficient NHL teams.
by Mozy November 17, 2022
Get the Cobra chickenmug. A Father that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Dad will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Dad will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.
I did everything my Cobra Dad ask me to and I can't please him no matter what I do. He always expects me to respond to his every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because he insists on giving me one. My Cobra Dad is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. He gets so jealous when I outshine him.
by beedebbibee January 4, 2020
Get the Cobra Dadmug. When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.
My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.
by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018
Get the Roasted cobramug. by hay3 November 29, 2021
Get the cobramug. An older man who frequents bars and nightclubs where young women are numberous in order to take one home or to date one. Usually attractive (or think they are) or very wealthy, cobras have no problem finding women who are 15-20+ years younger than them. Most of their women have daddy issues. Male equivalent of a cougar.
The cobra that I met at the bar the other night is taking me on a trip to France with him! I know he has several wrinkles but as long as I sleep with him, he takes care of me!
Ex. Hugh Hefner
Ex. Hugh Hefner
by Smarty_Marty July 26, 2012
Get the Cobramug. To have credit that is so bad that it sets off alarms and even the sprinklers the kind of credit Homer Simpson had when he tried to buy a car
That n**** try to buy an RV today but got turned down because he had Cobra credit oh hell no that's f***** up
by Cobrakia June 22, 2021
Get the Cobra creditmug. A vinegar and salt solution you dip your dick (cobra) in before soap and water to get it nice for your ol' lady.
Hey babe, make sure you use the cobra rinse this time. I couldn't handle that rotten cobra smell last time.
by Klendi October 17, 2020
Get the Cobra Rinsemug.