Chunk Muffin

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying

by Kuk March 27, 2008

Knob Chunk

One who is generally a foolish or an unpleasant person to be around.

"Jesus, that guy's a total knob chunk."

by the jacksus August 15, 2009

chunk drat

Texting or i-chatting while intoxicated, generally to a detriment

Shelly sent a chunk drat to her boss last night. She got fired this morning.

John sent a chunk drat to his girlfriend at 3am, but it was a message meant for his booty call.

by analogpursuits May 21, 2013

Chunk Chaser

Male person who wants to engage in anal sex with other male, and who's only in the process of starting the courtship.

Hey, Gay boy's taken a liking to the new homo on the block. He's the biggest Chunk Chaser I know.

by ShiniGami666 May 23, 2008

tough chunks

something someone says when they cannot or refuse to provide something to someone else

John: Hey can borrow 20$ im broke
Bob:No way get your own damn money
John:Please!!!
Bob:Tough chunks, im not your bank

by mrs.pseudonym January 8, 2012

Sir Chunk

I love him...

But he is so bogan!

Sup, Sir Chunk

by J-Dog&Shelbdizzle January 13, 2010

cum chunks

The dried up cum at the tip of your pee hole the morning after sex that causes you to pee in 75 different directions.

Oh man, my bad about the mess. Cum chunks sent my piss everywhere!

by CummyChunky July 17, 2021