chunk drat

Texting or i-chatting while intoxicated, generally to a detriment

Shelly sent a chunk drat to her boss last night. She got fired this morning.

John sent a chunk drat to his girlfriend at 3am, but it was a message meant for his booty call.

by analogpursuits May 21, 2013

Sir Chunk

I love him...

But he is so bogan!

Sup, Sir Chunk

by J-Dog&Shelbdizzle January 13, 2010

tough chunks

something someone says when they cannot or refuse to provide something to someone else

John: Hey can borrow 20$ im broke
Bob:No way get your own damn money
John:Please!!!
Bob:Tough chunks, im not your bank

by mrs.pseudonym January 8, 2012

cum chunks

The dried up cum at the tip of your pee hole the morning after sex that causes you to pee in 75 different directions.

Oh man, my bad about the mess. Cum chunks sent my piss everywhere!

by CummyChunky July 17, 2021

Knob Chunk

One who is generally a foolish or an unpleasant person to be around.

"Jesus, that guy's a total knob chunk."

by the jacksus August 15, 2009

Chunk Muffin

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying

by Kuk March 27, 2008

Chunk dumb

One who is dumb, socially awkward, stupid, homosexualy funny, and/or one who does funny things without trying to and doesn't know why people are laughing.

Because Roman shot himself in the eye with a bottle of lotion, he was considered a chunk dumb the rest of the day.

Because Roman got a 47 on his IQ test, he was called a chunk dumb.

by Master of chunk September 7, 2011