space bending

the hypothetical process of folding space paths once, twice or multi-folds so as to reduce the distance between the earth and a heavenly body. This would reduce the space distance in the extreme so that space travel to that heavenly body can be made at a much shorter time that what it would take now.

If scientists could develop a space bending mechanism, man could travel to even a distant star by folding the space path to that star,say billion times.

by uttam maharjan October 17, 2011

bend and spread

The command Bubba gives in prison when he sees one of his bitches and is in the mood.

"Hey! That honkey over there! Bend and spread 'em, 'cause I'm going in!"

by RTM 1963 May 30, 2023

Noah-bend

Moses bending over Noah's boat while licking a giraffes cock and eating a elephants left ball.

"have you seen the story about Noah-bend?"

by hendre@ gmail. hendre June 18, 2023

The Bends

When you gotta poop so bad but are nowhere near a toilet and your body starts that up and down motion and weird bent over walk while looking for a bathroom to explode on!

I was at the mall after eating T-Bell and that shit gives me the bends. Took me 15 minutes to find a bathroom. I know I left marks in my boxers.

by Tony T-Bag January 25, 2023

Bend the block

Circling around the beef's neighborhood, potentially looking for the enemies to attack!

"Yo Dre you ready? We finna (going to) bend the block right now, grab ya sexy ass shiesty."

by YungGladiator January 15, 2024

bending someone spokes

To f*** someone from the back and loosen them up their a******

I don't know who I was banging but I was bending someone spokes

by Assgasm 2000 December 17, 2022

Bend yard

A southern way of saying vineyard. Close to death, considered dead.

I've been to the bend yard.

by LovelyJo January 8, 2023