Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.

Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.

by Your humble shit maker March 04, 2021

Wired silly

Having a predisposition for experiences which bring amusement, joy, novelty and fun, even when others may not be in step with you.

Did you hear what Alice shouted out at Granddad's funeral?! She's wired silly that one.

She's always saying totally inappropriate but hilarious things. She's just wired silly.

by Nolubeneeded June 28, 2022

Shoe on a wire

A tactic used by Suburban white kids to scare other suburban white kids who grew the fk up.

The retard won't run from us. Let's throw a Shoe on a wire to keep out black friends impressed

by Retarded mutt November 02, 2022

Wire-jerker

Electrician with only basic skills
Poorly trained or dumb sparky

I called the sparky and he sent me this wire-jerker. He can pull cables but he's useless at fault finding.

by asabove January 25, 2009

kaukau lou polo i le wire

The samoan phrase meaning, you are a friend i cherish. It is used in a platonic way to show love between friends.

“Kaukau lou polo i le wire!!”
“Wow! Thank you! I cherish our friendship too!”

by ai kae <3 September 18, 2022

Wired

To get wound up or annoyed

I’m so wired

by Fucktards2018 March 07, 2018

wire burn

When you rub up against a metal wire (like a zipline wire) and you get a burn from it.

My friend told me to jump to get on the zipline and i rubbed my head against the wire and got wire burn.

by TheManWithNoVocabKnowledge June 20, 2018