The Walrus Theory 

The Walrus Theory is the general theory which states that when a guy is around other guys for so long that when he sees an ugly girl she appears very attractive. The theory is derived from sailors hundreds of years ago who would sail for years on end without seeing a single female and would then begin to think that the walruses in the ocean were beautiful mermaids.

Jimmy: "I just got back from that two month long all guys summer camp and saw that Helga must have lost weight, shes lookin' fine!"

Tyler: "Dude, Helga hasn't changed, you're just suffering from The Walrus Theory."

The Walrus Theory by Henry Litchford April 15, 2012

The Wet Pretzel 

A process involving three men, requiring two with flacid penises to curl round an overlapping erect one, acting as a bipod for heterosexual sex. The loose stability often leading to backlashing spunk covering the penises acting as the salt for the pretzel.

Me and the boys want to give your sister the wet Pretzel.

The Wet Pretzel by Waffle lad October 28, 2018

The Walking Dead: The Game 

That one game that makes everyone depressed.
Also the series that ended Clem's story.

Jimmy: Hey you tryna The Walking Dead: The Game?
Bobby: Naw bro I cried like hell I'm a little bitch RIP Lee

The Walking Dead: The Game by DrizzyXL September 23, 2020

Catching The Wild Turkey 

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

"Michael has been catching the wild turkey with Lindsay"

Catching The Wild Turkey by Thomas Fredrick Perry Pipo Dog December 13, 2014

Scott the Woz

That guy who owns Sonic Jam.

Guy 1: “Hey you watch Scott the Woz?”
Guy2: “Isn’t that the guy who owns Sonic Jam.”

Scott the Woz by SSonic7670 April 16, 2022

cummin up the works 

When someone makes things more difficult by ruining something

Eziquio was cummin up the works when he urinated on the supervisor's paperwork.

cummin up the works by Eziquio C. November 13, 2014

Yeet yourself out the window day 

Have You Ever Wanted just to YEET yourself out of a window. Well April 15 will be the day you get to do!

"Hey man lets yeet our self out the window?" "Yeah is that today" National Yeet yourself out the window day go out thr window

Yeet yourself out the window day by Lolboi771 April 14, 2019