Seagull

The most defined and brilliant creature on earth. One of the seagulls many thousands of talents is surviving against seals by pecking them to death. Seagulls are such small creatures yet they can over come the biggest things, like seals (seriously those things are massive).

Friend1: Don’t be a chicken, be a seagull.

Friend 2: What does that even mean?
Friend 1: over come any challenge!!!
Friend 2: Oh

by Auch August 1, 2021

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Drunken Seagull Vomit

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.

Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back

by Allen Charles August 16, 2021

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The Seagull

“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.

My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.

by 2 fat guys! June 24, 2021

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The Seagull

“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.

My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.

by 2 fat guys! June 24, 2021

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The Seagull

“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull

My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.

by 2 fat guys! June 24, 2021

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