Oyster Shucker

Someone who sticks their tongue inside the nostril of partner after meeping

He’s a real oyster shucker. Wouldn’t catch me sticking my tongue up a girl’s nose after she snorted my cum.

by Truckie941 November 30, 2018

oyster card

A life saver and don't fucking lose it!

Damn I lost my Oyster card! How do I get home?

by Devotee_14 April 19, 2018

Spunky oyster

When the man masturbates and he catches his semen in his hand the makes his partner suck it out like an oyster

Man feeds partner after projectile from cupped hand " here's a spunky oyster"

by Zigzagmanbag February 24, 2024

Dutch Oyster

An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.

“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”

by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024

Oyster Glue

The thick mucus coming from a women's vagina typically found covering her underwear at the end of a long day, which, with further research, may one day replace super glue.

"Guys, give me one minute! I have to go change my underwear because this one is coated with oyster glue!"

by Gary Pike August 17, 2015

Chewing the Oyster

An aperitif enjoyed by those of a certain persuasion ie scissor sisters where oysters can be enjoyed simultaneously. Can also be enjoyed by males, that rare type who indulge in foreplay.

The Lionesses have played particularly well in the World Cup, there will be many celebrations including chewing the oysters.

by Corva August 16, 2023

PRISON OYSTER

It's a dynamic of knowing or not knowing what it is that makes this term funny. If you are in on the joke it is what ever you wanna come up with and improve on the spot and anyone can add to it or give their mystery sauce deep fried nacho cheesed variation. The person who doesn't know a version is joked on because they didnt know.

Skylikeforserious says "What do you mean you don't know what prison oysters are, in SF we deep fry lamb and beef meatballs a put nacho cheese and hint of fennel on them." Ted says "In Albuquerque we do them the same except add peppers n christmas salsa" ...

by SUGARPHUCK July 30, 2022