Mouth beers

Meeting with friends for beers which isn’t intended on leading to casual cocaine use (nose beers) this time around because it’s probably a weeknight.

Will: It’s Thursday, Mouth beers? I’ve got an early start tomorrow so don’t get any ideas.

Ollie: Yeah we’ll see about that cunt.

by moesyzslak May 4, 2019

Mouth Massacre

When someone unexpectedly engulfs their mouth over another while cleansing the other persons gums, teeth, and tongue with the other persons tongue. AKA the worst kiss someone will experience in their lifetime. May cause a break up, confusion, dislike to kissing, or someone to like the opposite sex.

Dude 1- "I was totally mouth massacred last night"
Dude 2- "Wait what?!"
Dude 1- "Yeah, her tongue was cleaning my teeth, and I couldn't even breathe because her mouth was completely over mine. It killed my mouth and liking for kissing".

by John Atams July 6, 2010

Jabba-mouth

A person who runs their mouth like they know what they're talking about and they're in the right when in reality they are dead wrong and misinformed.

Characteristics of a jabba-mouth

1. Extremely stubborn
2. Won't admit being wrong even when they are
3. They get angry when people disagree with them
4. No tolerance or respect for other opinions/beliefs that clash w/ their own

John: The sky is blue

Jabba-mouth: No it's not it's brown

John: It's a known fact and anyone can clearly see.........

Jabba-mouth: F**K YOU DOUCHEBAG IT'S BROWN!!!!

by Capri211 July 28, 2011

Banana Mouth

The tendency for some people to make clicking and wet sucking sounds while talking, as if the person is eating a banana.

A long Zoom call, high quality headphones, and the presenter's severe banana mouth was a torturous combination.

by ElementalP January 21, 2021

Quack Mouth

An incredibly offensive slur that should never be used. The definition of the term is so offensive it shouldn’t be discussed

Gary: “Stacy is such a quack mouth”

Ben: “Gary you seriously can’t say that, so uncool”

by FriendlyThesaurus March 13, 2021

Kid Mouth

(the opposite of 'work mouth'). Language accidentally used on a construction site by workers with children at home.

Construction worker, accidentally dropping hammer: "whoopsie daisy".

Other workers: "ha ha - you have a kid at home don't you?"

construction worker: oh fuck - was still using my kid mouth.

by AngelinFlames March 8, 2011

Gaping Mouth

an act of opening your mouth in surprise /an involuntary act of shock .
kind of like yawning but not

"mom had a gaping mouth when i told her i didn't want an arranged marriage"

by skitttlessuck101 May 10, 2018