there's a deer on your wall

A slang greeting from New Zealand used to say hi to a friend or loved one you haven't seen in a quite some time.

Barbara! Is that you? There's a deer on your wall.

by ferret mcsquarett June 06, 2011

deer in headlights theory

n. the theory that people look unexpectedly hot as fuck from the back camera in the dark with flash

vanessa is the perfect example of the ‘deer in headlights theory’

by assenavd.sneeze September 20, 2021

opaque deer

An animal, usually portrayed as blocking tweets with its own body, which can turn clear upon call to do so.

I can't see what you're saying! Turn the opaque deer clear!

by rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 28, 2024

Stacked like a deers rack

The common female equivalent to “hung like a donkey”

Oh shit Jerry, that shiela is stacked like a deers rack, time to go hunting.

by Urbanfracture January 03, 2018

Red Deer

What you say when referring to a shitty town

I live in Red Deer

by Red deer sucks March 03, 2024

Deer weiners

Slang term for cigarette

Aye yo nigga you got any deer weiners?
Yeah nigga i got a whole pack of em

by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 09, 2011

Southern Deer Stomp

The act of forcibly putting the heel of a high heal shoe into one's anus repeatedly.

Pete owed money and got southern deer stomped by Steven.

by Sven Zryak April 27, 2019