Chunk Muffin

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying

by Kuk March 27, 2008

chunk drat

Texting or i-chatting while intoxicated, generally to a detriment

Shelly sent a chunk drat to her boss last night. She got fired this morning.

John sent a chunk drat to his girlfriend at 3am, but it was a message meant for his booty call.

by analogpursuits May 21, 2013

remote chunk

A very small chunk of any hard drug or food. This works for hash, crack, fudge, or toffie. This term originates from a single dopefiend that tried to sell his universal remote for a ridiculously small chunk of crack. So it works on two levels, one is the amount of drugs you can get for a remote. Two the chunk is remotely there at all.

"You'll never get twenty bucks for that, its a remote chunk..."
"Hey man stop hogging all the fudge, i only got a remote chunk over here."

by shortness March 26, 2007

chunk off

Sitting on couch and melting off fat; or girl masturbation

"Even girls can chunk off."

by Lilulove August 13, 2017

tough chunks

something someone says when they cannot or refuse to provide something to someone else

John: Hey can borrow 20$ im broke
Bob:No way get your own damn money
John:Please!!!
Bob:Tough chunks, im not your bank

by mrs.pseudonym January 8, 2012

Chunk Chaser

Male person who wants to engage in anal sex with other male, and who's only in the process of starting the courtship.

Hey, Gay boy's taken a liking to the new homo on the block. He's the biggest Chunk Chaser I know.

by ShiniGami666 May 23, 2008

meat chunks

meat chunks is a tearm used to describe shit or poo.

meat chunks shit poo

by hardcore-central.net November 7, 2009