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Period Run

When you're driving, and you get caught at every red light.
"Sorry I'm late, I had a period run on my way here."
by Andy and Sandy September 6, 2016
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period poop

When a girl is on her period and has to go number 2 more often than usual, its like diarrhea every menstrual cycle
I have to go to the restroom, I have period poop!
by taquito33 August 20, 2009
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period horns

When a girl is horny on her period. There's more blood flowing to the vagina, therefore creating period horns.
"Damn dude, I need to get laid but she wont give any!"

"Oh, well you should wait till she's on her period, gross I know but she'll have period horns then."

period horns
by Alatayma September 30, 2009
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MAX. (period)

The latest remix of the song MAX 300 from DDR, created by U1-Asami. It starts off at 300 beats per minute, slows down to 180 and plays a sample from the song "PARANOiA," speeds back up to 300, and eventually reaches 600, a speed so fast Afronova looks like it's scrolling in reverse.

Having played this song on a DDR simulator, this looks to be the hardest 10-footer ever created. I can only get a C on it.
Let's see Yasu and Take get all Perfects on MAX. (period).
by dj gs68 October 10, 2003
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Period stains

The reddish tinted residue from the menstrual cycle, most commonly observed in white underwear. A more serious instance would be if the girl's pants also exhibited stains.
"Man, did you see Keisha today?"
"No, why?"
"She got some serious period stains on the go."
by jhgfng1 May 7, 2010
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Period cramps

Mother nature being a bitch.
Pain mother nature I flicts on females for fun.
by Eatingahotpocketrn June 14, 2018
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Happy Period

A slogan for Always (the makers of feminine hygiene products). The slogan must have been made by men, because any woman knows that periods are a rather unhappy time.
Have a happy period!

The only way I could have a happy period is if I just had a pregnancy scare.
by Hana12343214 May 23, 2011
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