crunch-wrap

Money, gouda, cheese, yayper, paper, skrilla, scratch, cash, parmeasan, jack, mozarella, fedi, green, stack, bills, benjis, lincolns, georgies, jacksons, hamiltons, spends, ins, change, loot

"I'll pay for it, I got plenty of crunch-wrap, I stay on my grind."

by Gutter Peezy January 23, 2008

re-wrap

When you get a bad gift and you just change the wrapping paper and pass it on to another person, similar to a re-gift (Often used with fruitcake.)

Dude, this fruitcake is a fuckin´re-wrap|

by Benji B. January 1, 2007

Awesomeness wrapped in steroids

Something that has an unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity and is so majorly awesome that it seems as if it is wrapped in steroids.

Joey: I stayed the night at kelseys house last night dude,
it was amazing.

Jamie: "Was it awesomeness wrapped in steroids?"

Joey: "I guess"

by Jamie Cantrell December 20, 2008

bubble wrap pussy

When you use bubble wrap as a condom and so a female's pussy will be poppin'

Bro I was with my girl last night but I didn't have a condom so I turned her shit into bubble wrap pussy

by Def¥ June 20, 2015

Peruvian snake wrap

The act of two homosexual males scissoring while inserting their penises into the other persons butthole, thus causing a snake wrap. This was invented in the great 1800’s when male homosexuality was at its peak in Peru.

Hey, I was with my boy toy last night, and we preformed the Peruvian snake wrap. That shit hit different.

by Perforatereaper March 19, 2021

Lettuce Wrapped Hamburger

Something that seems good on the outside, but is actually bad for you on the inside.

Josh seemed like a good guy, but he's really just a prick, he's like a lettuce wrapped hamburger.

by radioturtle December 5, 2021

Bubble Wrap the Backyard

When a man wearing a magnum is fucking a woman from behind and once he cums proceeds to remove said condom, inflate it, and pop it by slapping it against the woman’s ass with a flourish.

One guy to another: “I heard Jonathan say he’s going over to her house tonight to bubble wrap the backyard”

by Glow Hughes May 3, 2021