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Controlled Burn

The process of intentionally trying to piss off a chick that you hooked up with, to the point that she no longer wants anything to do with you, so that you never have to see or hear from her again.
I know these two thirsty bitches that want bang you, but be prepared to initiate a controlled burn after you hook up with them.
by SOLS July 11, 2014
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Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.
If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020
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Caps Control

Used to tell someone to stop writing in all capitals. Basically to control their caps lock. Usually used after someone tries to shout something over text.
person 1: YO!!! GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
person 2: Dude, caps control.
person 1: Sorry.
by tino9007 February 24, 2011
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change controlled

to suffer the wrath, for one week every month, of a 6 woman team suffering from synchronised pmt
david was left a sobbing mess after being change controlled for missing his turn at making the coffee
by broomboy January 28, 2008
mugGet the change controlledmug.

controlled explosion

When you cum in your pants & forget to clean.
Jerry: I finished in my pants yesterday.
Tom: Oh, so you had a 'controlled explosion'.
by LilYachtyBoat January 7, 2018
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gun control

by DarkMinistry October 26, 2003
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quality controll

an occupation or the concept of checking that all products leaving a factory or proccess are the same and meet specifications of size, strength, shape or otherwize defined quality.
This ones got a dead rat stuck in it, some one needs to check with quality controll.
by Austin January 28, 2007
mugGet the quality controllmug.

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